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Sexual investigation

Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.
Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.
by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014
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Private investigator

Someone who is always looking at your junk.
Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.
by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016
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Investigauge

To make inquiry, examination, or investigation and to appraise, estimate, or judge
I have an issue with my computer and I asked the IT person to Investigauge the problem.
by spichael January 24, 2011
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Infesticated

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.
Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.
by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006
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investiga-awesome

Aplicable to a news broadcast, but only in Strongbadia.
"Strong Badia Action News 5...it's investiga-awesome."
by Strong Bad May 13, 2004
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inventigate

v - to arrive at a conclusion via spurious, lazy, or entirely made up research. to seek truthiness.
Thanks to the journalistic integrity of this local newspaper, we can be sure that these incredibly out-of-context quotations were thoroughly inventigated.
by menace to propriety August 15, 2009
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scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds
With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.
by Shimabuku August 21, 2009
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