Invitational

An event or gathering restricted to invited participants

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"an invitational tournament"

by Gingerbreadman March 19, 2005

illegitimate invitation

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.

J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"

by wordgrl August 5, 2008

sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.

They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation

by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022

Military Police Investigations

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”

by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020

no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

by jdsos March 16, 2009

inventation

1. n, An invention that has not yet been invented.
2. n, an invention that is still an idea

Leonardo da Vinci drew many inventations of submarines and helicopters but never built them.

by T-Bonez April 8, 2006

white incestation

A racist term that describes the white mans sexual desires to have sex with one of his family members.

White incestation is dominant in the south of the US.

by Honkey March 29, 2005