Intelligent Retard

An otherwise smart person who acts like a complete retard for unknown reasons. The intelligent retard usually lurks in universities wasting other people's time by making stupid or irrelevant comments repeatedly in order to (a) hear the sound of their own voice, (b) sound smart, or (c) make a retarded contribution to a coversation. They also have been known to repeat other peoples concise comments in a round-about twenty minute long narrative. There is no escape from the intelligent retard once they get going. Ignoring or shunning only has moderate success. Usually, you have to let their verbal diarrhea run it's course.

Teacher: Today we will be discussing ethical standards of practice

Intelligent Retard: (interrupts) I've read that according to the CPA guidelines................... (twenty minutes later)... so that's what I feel is correct.

Random Student: What an intelligent retard!

by Ann8424 July 19, 2010

Intelligent Design

Science, Religion and Truth, bastardised.

Intelligent Design is "Creationism in a cheap Tuxedo".

by THobern September 30, 2007

intelligent design

1. A n00bish, pseudo-science religious theory that advocates that some phenomenon are just too complicated to be explained by science alone, and therefore God, or an intelligent designer must exist.
2. Excrement.

Dude, I made such an intelligent design in the pot this morning!

by rah December 5, 2004

intellisexy

adj.- when a person's intelligence is attractive, and not necessary their physical appearance.

Oh, baby! That nerd in AP Calc is so intellisexy!

by Nagakara October 16, 2007

intelligentrification

The phenomenon where smart people start hanging out with dumb people and become dumber.

I can't believe how much Debbie has changed since she met Robert. There's been complete intelligentrification. I don't think she's played chess in months.

by shadycat June 23, 2008

artificial intelligence

Describes a program that partly acts like a human. This term can be used to make your code seem smarter than it actually is (it's called marketing.) This concept is sometimes represented in pathetic stock images depicting creepy robots.

If artificial intelligence can't take over the world yet, it can still write poems. That's cool.

by a2br March 2, 2021

emotional intelligence

Ability to identify emotions in self and others. Something Corinne on the bachelor apparently didn't have.

Taylor: She's so dumb, I had to define emotional intelligence to her.

by Berryjam February 8, 2017