instaham

A individual on instagram who is full of themselves and likes to show it. Takes videos of themselves pretending they're boss or exaggerated to get attention. Will do anything for attention but, are horrible actors.

"Did you see what he put on Inst?"
"Yeah, what a ham."
"An instaham, that is."

insta instagram ham

by Humble Champion September 22, 2014

Instamatically

For dumb asses who want to sound intelligent by combining the words instantly and automatically into one word

Boss: did you finish the assignment I gave you?

Dumbass: yup, I instamatically completed it when I went home last night.

Boss: who the hell hired you?

by Jersey1031 January 26, 2012

Instahoe

A person, male or female, who likes a large amount of someone's photos (spamming) on Instagram in return for a SHOUTOUT, or S/O

Man, that instahoe spammed me AGAIN. Maybe if I give her a S/O, she'll control her double-tap.

by deangelo_raw December 31, 2012

instarape

The act of looking into a sketchy place, and feeling raped from looking into the place.

Molly was driving down the street when she was instaraped before going into the bad part of town.

by Fischer5315 October 19, 2010

instacation

Short trip, unusual one-off experience, mini-vacation. The more novel and adventurous the better.

Steve and Frank took an instacation to Hawaii to see the lava flowing into the ocean.

by travel junkie January 4, 2012

Instashare

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.

A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE

by TheManipulator August 26, 2013

instapation

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear

Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?

by buttholemggee June 20, 2016