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Instafail

A word protaining to Nazi Zombies in CoD WaW, where someone gets instakill, but still (noobishly) manages to get killed by a large number of zombies while the powerup is still active.
CoD: Instakill!

Player: OMG I still died????

spectator: Dude, you just got an Instafail! you suck.
by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009
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instafam

When a person marries someone who already has children from a previous relationship, usually said of a single, never married man. Single, never married men tend to use this term in a derogatory manner until it happens to them.

This may be considered an alternate definition of 'instafamily' as well.
Bob's new wife has three kids from her first marriage. Bob has an instafam- just add daddy.
by dalaggie January 31, 2008
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instahappy

Describing a person in a group who at any moment in time will draw their phone out the fastest just to instagram the picture first
Bob: wow what a nice sunset
Jill: ya, let me take my-
Bryan: LET ME INSTA DAT SHIT FIRST!
Bob: damn bro you are instahappy. Calm yourself

Bryan: I saw it first #duhh
by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014
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Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to
I miss you too instafam
by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018
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Instafair

A type of affair where your significant other obsessively checks the Instagram of someone they don’t know.
Did you hear that Brian and Michael broke up because Brian was having an Instafair with an underwear model
by JavertRobare September 1, 2018
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instafaking

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.
Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!
by Gangleololol June 8, 2021
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instafamous

When people who rely on external validation have posted the same algo pleasing pictures/videos long enough to gain a large following on Instagram. Usually there are brand collabs involved with little return on investment for the brands paying for product placement. The majority are women who think they're attractive or at the very least look good in yoga pants.
This bitch, over here taking a million selfies next to a cliff, almost dying just to try and be instafamous.

Being instafamous is like winning the Special Olympics. Cool! You won, but you're still a retard.
by PhillyG$ July 6, 2022
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