Instanutt

When you see a photo/person/object and instantly either cum inside your pants or make your panties wet

Linda saw a picture of Spongebob and instanutt right in her panties!!

by @DarkDime November 4, 2019

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.

Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?

by Debate December 24, 2007

instant high

while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.

V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

Instant-Karma Text

When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.

Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."

*Sending to Tracy*

Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"

by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012

Instant Fat Lip

When someone hits you in the lip so hard that your lip turns into a fat lip almost instantly

Dude, you hit me so hard I got an instant fat lip!

by TobyMcNackel January 15, 2013

instatute

A combination of the word instagram and prostitue, aka instagram prostitutes.

dude, how is this chick on instagram in so many different countries every month?

that's easy man, she's just an instatute.

by Crothyk December 2, 2019

Instant Ramen

Quite possibly, the greatest food that has ever existed.

Anonymous: Man, I'm hungry. Oh! I know what I'll eat....Instant Ramen!

by joybuzzoffical October 4, 2020