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Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!
"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"
by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021
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Insta-boner

Something/someone/ some action so intensely attractive the viewer immediately has an erection.
dude, when i saw that picture i got a mega Insta-boner
by uhohspgettioh March 11, 2009
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Insta-karma

Insta-karma is just a better sounding version of instant karma it is when someone does something either rude or something nice and then has something bad or something good happen to them almost instantaneously.
My sister called me a Jackass and on her way into the kitchen she slipped and fell on her ass, talk about Insta-karma
by Crazywrestler July 21, 2009
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insta flop

The sensation of your erection instantly dropping when you see a particularly ugly female species. Can be used with the phrase boom.
I saw Helga earlier after getting with Amy, she wasn't wearing underwear. BOOM, insta flop!
by Kempo May 9, 2006
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insta-panty ripper

When something oofts so hard, it rips a girl's panties.
Charlie: Yo dude your set last night was amazing!
Sant: Yeah, I know. It was an insta-panty ripper.
by TheGodPosser September 24, 2012
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Insta-rave

Insta-rave or Instantly-raving is a term used to describe your bodies reaction to Dubstep/Trance/DnB etc. To begin raving the moment you hear a song of that genre.
I totally insta-raved on the bus today!
by insta-raver November 11, 2011
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insta-boner

When Dylan saw that picture of a naked man, he got an "insta-boner"
by Alex M November 1, 2006
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