Penis inspection day

Penis inspection day is held on May 6th. You are allowed to inspect penises without being called out as being gay.

Do you remember penis inspection day at school?

by the cock inspector May 4, 2021

Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Tiddy Inspection Day

The sister day of Penis Inspection Day where licensed Tiddy Inspectors are required to have every tiddy they find thoroughly inspected. No one is exempt from a tiddy inspection during this day.

“Citizens, Tiddy Inspection Day is in effect. You are legally required to whip em out. Please report to the nearest Tiddy Inspector in your area immediately.”

by 43-034 April 12, 2021

Short arm inspection

The part of a medical inspection when the doctor asks the (male) inspectee to cough.

Get the platoon lined up in front of the medical officer for short arm inspection.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Inspection Directive

noun. A painstaking formal declaration in which The Leader conducts quality assurance testing.

(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."

by blindbutton June 1, 2011

Inspectiongod

Inspecting to a level above API and ASNT standard. To a point that TC-1A is TC-100A+

Bestowing on the inspection process the element of integrity to be ever held in the halls on the sacred group.

Example: T-Dawg

T-dawg found dat low low below that t-min... dang that line is C.F., he must be inspectiongod

by Achane February 8, 2019

Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.

I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023