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surprise inspector

A surprise inspector is the name of a prank which involves 2 or more people who have been detained in separate police vehicles. In order to set the prank up, one person who knows that everything in a police vehicle is being recorded, will speak loudly of their friends attempt to hide drugs or drug paraphernalia, (even though they really didn’t) within his or her own anal cavity. The prank is completed after the cavity search has taken place.
While Derek and Bobby were being detained in separate police cars, Derek said, “Those dumb pigs will never figure out that Bobby hid that tiny bit of tar heroin up his ass! A few hours later... Bobby: “Why you smiling, Derek?” Derek: “I heard you got a visit from the surprise inspector!” Bobby: “I’m gonna F’n kill you Derek!”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 7, 2018
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Inspiration

That feeling inside you that makes you want to try new things. It gives you hope inside and makes you see the world differently. If it's powerful enough, it can persuade you to do anything. Sometimes the person who inspires you could be a political figure, or a celebrity or even your parents. It could be anybody.
Bob: My inspiration is my dad.
Nel: Why?
Bob: Because he can fix anything.
by Hidden_Unseen April 26, 2013
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Transport Inspector

A Western Australian heavy vehicle enforcement officer who is both insecure and anally retentive. Most likely beaten up repeatedly when they`were a child, this collection of winners patrol the highways and byways of WA making cunts of themselves then high-fiving each other and boasting about how big their cocks are.
Transport Inspector: May I see your licence and permit please?

Truckie: Get fucked.
by juanchavez November 13, 2010
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insprised

A common typo when attempting to correctly spell the word "inspired".
I can't believe all the marketing materials went out with the word "insprised"; I messed up when typing "inspired". My bad.
by Holy Mackerel Fish Girl June 28, 2019
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yoyo inspector

a psychologist, psychiatrist, psychiatric social worker or anyone employed in the mental health field who counsels anyone with a psychiatric diagnosis or emotional problem.
According to my yoyo inspector, diabetes and chronic pain can cause depression.
by Ruby Slippers February 18, 2010
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literally how people describe actual awesome indie rpgs nowadays (bonus points if they havent even played the game themselves)
(Insert game)? Ah hell nah another quirky earthbound inspired indie rpg

Are you kidding me? Have YOU even played the game at all? Sure it may contain earthbound aesthetics/inspos but don’t go around hating because of “oh wow another earthbound game”. Just go play it. There’s literally a millions of those out there.

Nah I’d rather play YIIK thank you very much
by skullmaster64 July 17, 2023
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inspe

The moment when two people are each pretty sure they're thinking what the other person is thinking, but they're not going to say anything in case they're wrong.
Bobby looked at Sharon. Sharon looked back. They were both pretty sure they were having inspe, but neither said anything about it, not wanting to sound foolish.
by jabbercocky January 1, 2012
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