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Inceptionoia

in-CEP-shun-oy-uh (noun)

The paranoia or irrational fear that your world is either:

1) a dream
2) a dream within a dream
3) a dream within a dream within a dream

following the viewing of Inception. Inceptionoia usually results in the creation and possession of a totem, as well as a newfound desire to find fallicies in the universe.

Note: one who feels that their world is a dream within a dream witin a dream within a dream (limbo; everything is possible and the world can be created as the person desires) is not experiencing Inceptionia, but is clinically insane.
Anna: I can't believe you made me watch Inception. I've had Inceptionoia all week and had to create a totem to be safe.
Michael: I'm part of your security team. You are asleep and someone is trying to steal information from you; try to remember how you got here.
by The 4th Derivative March 14, 2011
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ingestion

Pulling in the data. Ingesting the data so we can analyse it and make new predictions and clear up problems.
"Our team is still working on the ingestion so we can get that project done." In Slack standup meeting today.
by jmacofearth August 15, 2023
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tanning injections

Tanning injections refer to the injection of one of the melanotan peptides (melanotan-1 and melanotan II) to develop pigmentation in one's skin thus allowing individuals who ordinarily cannot tan or have difficulty doing so (fitzpatrick skin type I and type II, ie: redheads and gingers) to be able to do so. See: Melanotan.org
United Kingdom Jordan's (Katie Price) boyfriend was amazingly tanned from having used tanning injections.
by melanotan September 23, 2009
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tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck
by ablahblah January 11, 2010
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One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!
by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011
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Inception

1. (in-ˈsep-shən)--n. the act of convincing a female (usually out of one’s league) to have sex with you by making the female think it is her own idea.

Sample sentences:

“How’d John get that girl to fuck him?... She’s so much hotter than him.”
“I don’t know; he must've inceptioned that hoe.”

*Extractor’s are those who perform the inception. Well known extractors include the following: Jay-Z, David Spade, Michael Douglas, Marlyn Manson, and Marc Anthony.
There are 4 ways for a girl to avoid inception: 1) ‘totem’--a specific object that acts as reminder that they are too hot for this dude (ex. a mirror or daylight as oppose to the darkness of a club). 2) Security (friends to cock block the extractor) 2) ‘kick’- something that wakes the target up from the dream (drunken stupor) that makes inception possible, aka sobering up.
Help in performing inception comes in the form of a ‘point man’ (aka wingman); an ‘architect’ (who designs a maze like setting that is difficult for the target to escape, aka provides an empty room); a ‘chemist’ (who can roofie the female); and a ‘forger’ (to trick friends and/or the target into thinking the extractor is worth a shit).
2. Inception-- n. a 2010 science fiction action film written, produced and directed by Christopher Nolan. The film stars Leonardo DiCaprio, with a supporting cast that includes Ken Watanabe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy, Tom Berenger, Dileep Rao and Michael Caine.

quotes: “What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it.”
“If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.”
“The seed that we planted in this man's mind, may change everything.”

3. Inception-- n. the creation of new thoughts in a target, which he or she later accepts as his or her own idea.
How to:
Cobb: “We create the world of a dream. We bring a subject into that dream and they fill it with their secrets.”

Ariadne: Then you break in and steal it?

Cobb: Well, it's not strictly speaking legal.

4. n. an act, process, or instance of beginning.
by Crispytaco38 July 18, 2010
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some sort of an infection from shaving or something

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008
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