Information Masturbation

The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.

Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.

by wobblewarble December 22, 2012

information desk person

A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.

B: A heavily misused emoji.

A: Joey is an information desk person.

B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

by When_ January 6, 2021

the Information Superhighway

A word used by really hip intellectuals to describe the Internet. See also: the Net, World Wide Web.

I'm not sure what the definition of outdated is. Let's look for it on the Information Superhighway!

by TheRabidRhino December 22, 2003

information rapist

The giving of information against ones will.

Person 1: I just watched the new episode of The Walking Dead!

Person 2: I haven't so don't tell me anything.

Person 1: Rick wants a married woman!

Person 2: I said don't tell me! *has been information raped*

Person 1 is an information rapist.

by LonerGirl15 March 19, 2015

information

A new term thats spreading across the US like wildfire.
Information means marijuana, and to be informed means to be high.

guy 1: "Yo dude, wanna buy some information?"
guy 2: "No thanks man, Im already informed"

by agilman September 25, 2006

Information

Information is data that is available to humans though the normal means of perception like sight, hearing, touch and maybe others.

Information aquired my humans is knowledge, knowledge combined with experience is wisdom.

by berkut1337 October 9, 2003