cock of the infinite

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners

Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo

by Wild Thang April 23, 2004

Infiniti

Child of Nissan. Best example of great japanese cars. Luxury, power, design, comfort, reliability, style, extraordinary.

Ex-girlfriend: So what do you drive now?
You: An Infiniti G20
Ex-girlfriend: Wow, you serious?
You: Yeah
Ex-girlfriend: So whatchu' doin' tonight babe?...
You: *smirk*

by Fraychild October 8, 2003

Infinite Improbability English

Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.

These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:

The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)

by NutellaBear May 25, 2016

infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.

Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!

by burtmack December 24, 2021

Ur day infinite gay

This should only be used if someone threatens your life with Ur family reunion homosexual communion or ur family tree LGBT. If you use this insult, the person and their immediate family will fucking dissipate into thin air. (WARNING: BLAST RADIUS 300 MILES)

Ken: Hey Robert
Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*

by coman467 May 20, 2018

Infinite Skillz

Hip Hop artist from Virginia that is a founding member of B.A.S.E. Inc. He is best known for perfecting the balance between Hip Hop's responsibility to both educate and entertain the masses. Popular songs include Headband Game and Extra Shy which are on his debut album, The Anomaly as well as Smoker's Only which features fellow B.A.S.E. Inc member F.a.T and DZK.

Infinite Skillz is a real emcee.

by J. Writt June 20, 2007

infinition

infinition (definition + infinitity) Ð an infinite process of defining something that cannot be fully or precisely defined; an endless list of possible definitions.

Certain fluid concepts in their emergent state are subject to in-finition--infinite dispersal of their meaning--rather than to definition. To infine is to suggest the infinity of possible definitions of a certain term or concept and therefore to problematize its meaning and the possibility or the benefit of defining it. If definition circumscribes a specific conceptual area, then infinition releases the concept from restricting demarcations and places it in an indeterminate zone. For example, Jacques Derrida never defines his method of deconstruction but only infines it in numerous passages. Infinition is for the humanities what for mathematics is a transcendental number with its "infinite decimal expansion" expressed by a non-periodic decimal fraction: an endless approximation to and escape from a discrete definition.

by Mikhail Epstein November 6, 2003