inflatuation

Involuntary or purposeful, passing of gas out of ones sphincter, at a sighting of an person one is attracted to

Every time my calculus teacher passes me in the hallway inflatuation happens, I cant help myself and let it rip.

by inflatuater December 13, 2013

Infucktuation

The fake feeling of love a women thinks she feels after having sex with a man. Usually this feeling is short lived.

Sarah: Jane just had sex with Josh and now she thinks she's in love.

Dan: She's not in love, it's infucktuation.

Sarah: You are right. She told me yesterday before they had sex that she didn't even really like him.

by Bittergirl8 December 14, 2014

Infatuation

The beginning of true passionate love. You get excited when you see and think of that person. It is a highly excited feeling, felt from the range of young teens to even adults. Getting married to the person who get infatuated over would be a gift from God.

Some people are passionate and expresses true emotion for another person they are going to be in love with. The people who say that it is not love it is deep lust are just a bunch of stupid idiots who do not know what true love is. Love is when you have strong feelings at. It has nothing to do with how well you know someone or whether the person has the same feelings back. Love all starts with Infatuation and crushes.

by usagetoutofiraq October 4, 2011

Infatuation

Infatuation:
The act of obsessing about someone and wanting them only in a fleeting manner... Temporary; not permanent ideas of love and progression within a relationship.

"S.M.B. is "not" infatuated with one M.H.L."

"Rather, S.M.B has permanent ideas of what to do with her..."

by "Little Ole' Me" June 17, 2004

infatuation

A spell with neither verbal or somatic components that is consciously or unconsciously cast by various charismatic, funny, and sexually appealing people, and instantly reduces the victim's I.Q. by 20 to 80 points. Half if they make their saving throw. The penalty applied is 18 minus the victim's wisdom.

If you feel yourself becomming infatuated, quickly leave before you do something stupid.

by Killing Kittens March 29, 2005

Trump Infatuation Syndrome

Trump Infatuation Syndrome (TIS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their infatuation of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reasoning.

Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from sudden outbursts screaming MAGA, to a complete mental break. TIS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting sexist/racially motivated violent outbreaks, homicidal, or even genocidal desires.

Paranoia is also a common symptom of TIS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted through a deep state shadow government. This does not change their admiration for narcissistic authoritarian leaders and their repudiation for any check against the abuse of power.

If properly treated, suffers of TIS can make a full recovery. Treatment includes a reduction or complete elimination of Fox News, an understanding of science and reasoning, and talking to minority members of society.

Person 1: Did you hear about that meeting in Trump tower between Trump Jr and a Kremlin connected lawyer.

Person 2: That's just the deep state using the FBI to impeach Trump.

Person 1: Oh really? But didn't Trump Jr. admit to the meeting?

Person 2: The media really are the enemy of the people.

Person 1: Sounds like you have Trump Infatuation Syndrome.

by PowerfulTruth July 22, 2018

Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.

Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."

by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011