financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.

I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.

by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009

headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)

The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.

by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015

pseudo-incontinence

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate

After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

incontent

It's like being content, but it's the opposite. You shouldn't need a dictionary for this.

'Your mum was good, but im incontent'

by incontent May 6, 2021

Incoontinence

AKA BLM Spook Speak

The uncontrollable and never ending steamy stool drool masquerading as civil rights speak that flows forth from the dingy lipped nimrods who blindly mouth shart over the human race with this abstract, ignorant boon brained bollocks.

‘Whilst attending this farce of a ‘civil rights’ movement, Deontang and his fellow woketards took the knee whilst drowning in their own nonsensical incoontinence.’

If only they could swim…

by Herbie Dongsporran February 5, 2022

Inconvinient O'Clock

This is when you have something happen at an inconvinient time

Stupid people ringing me at inconvinient o'Clock

by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022

uncontinental

To hate a product created in a another country.

You're being uncontinental for hating the Foie gras.

by Dablord77 December 1, 2023