Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate

Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by 752002729 January 19, 2010

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incheb

in arabic, incheb means to “ shut up”

incheb ya ebn el khara

by guessssshahahahahahah November 3, 2021

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3 Inches of Blood

The most refreshing and original metal band in the last 10 years. This combination of Cam Pipes shrieking vocals and Jamie Hoopers growling vocals make a for a very a satisfying duel vocalists. There lastest album, Advance and Vanquish, is nothing more than a album full of in your face metal and and a can full of ass kickery. Their two most famous songs, "Deadly Sinners" and "Balls of Ice," will make you bang your head. There lyrics are a combination of Iron Maiden and Dungeons & Dragons are the most satisfying lyrics to hear in years. Some may call them lame, but they are fucking pussies. Listen to this band and get your face kicked in. They will flourish for years to come and I hope they never become sucked into mainstream ala. In Flames or Metallica

Words do not do 3 Inches of Blood justice, stop reading this and buy Advance and Vanquish.

by I will stomp your faggot emo and punk ass into the ground September 25, 2005

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2-incher

Having a penis that measures two inches

Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.

Rob " Man, what did you do to get out of fucking that fat chick last night?"

Calvin " I told her I got a 2-incher"

by Chealyn February 17, 2009

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Eight Inches

1) Size of a large penis.

2) Size penis that most porn stars have give or take a few centimeters.

"Dude, I made her gag on eight inches last night!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

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AOL inches

A unit of measurement for determining the length and girth of an erect penis. Used exclusively by men (usually but not always gay men) in online dating or chat profiles, the unit, while not uniform, often corresponds roughly to 1.5 American or English system inches. For example a standard 6 inch long penis becomes 9 AOL inches, etc., though the "average" AOL inch length appears to be between 8-9. Despite the name, AOL inches are now used universally online, not just on AOL anymore.

36, 6'3", 190 lbs., br, br, buzzed, stache, regular guy here, 8.5"c thick (NOT AOL inches).

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

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