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imagination

That magical point in your life when you think your crush likes you back
Dude, I think she likes me!
Naw bro. That's your imagination.
by Youdon'tmotherfuckingsay September 7, 2014
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Ivagination

The act of mentally picturing a female naked.
Ferdi: I wonder what she looks like naked.

John: I don't know, dude. Use your ivagination.
by civic650 August 5, 2008
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Ivagination

A woman's imagination relating something typically female.
Woman 1: "How can I get Tom to like me without hurting John's feelings"
Woman2: "You just need to use your ivagination to think up a creative solution"
by B.E. April 17, 2008
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imagination

When A Great big COSMIC MUFFIN Comes down to earth and smites you
by Jake Harry September 13, 2005
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invagination

1. (noun, botanical) A growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out.

2. (noun, CIA/FBI/NSA) An interrogation process whereby a suspect is bent back on himself or herself, essentially turning them inside out.

3. (noun) An intercourse process whereby a body part or prop (e.g., vibrator, cell phone, TV remote, etc) is placed into the vagina.

4. (cartographical) On Olde Worlde Mappes by Iohn Speede, c. 1626, this term meant "having taken one's leave to abscond to Amazonia". Literally "within a country of vaginas".
1. David Attenborough: "But once the fly trap is fed a piece of meat, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Venus fly trap has already offered up two new leaves."

2. John Ashcroft: "But once the Eye-rackie is tied to the rack, time-lapse photography demonstrates a dramatic change in growth. By the third invagination, the Taliban suspect has already offered up three new accomplices. Even better, by the fourth invagination, he was no longer able to speak or make any noise at all. A good day's work for the NSA."

3. HMB: "Dude, your aunt is really starting to freak me out. Last time we made out, she suggested invagination, and I agreed. But she made me wrap a brick in cellophane and stick it up her pussy. You don't pay me enough for this sort of crap. I'm going back to Taco Bell."

4. When the American troops arrived in Hanoi to reinforce the ARVN troops there, they quickly learned the skills to stay alive, including camouflage, mine detection, and most importantly, avoiding the major fighting from the vantage point of an observatory invagination - often in groups.
by HMB February 8, 2004
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imagibation

When you have no pornographic material to wack off to, be it still images or video, so you just use your imagination to picture a sexy image or day dream to get off on.

This comes from Greek philosopher, Diogenes the cynic. He would masturbate on the street, if he could not find a partner suitable to fuck. However, in Ancient Greece, there was no porno, it was very taboo to depict naked women, or even TALK about sex organs. So he must have imagibated.
"I perfer the act of imagibation whenever my computer breaks down|
by mrgroliebear November 6, 2009
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imaginationary

the PERFECT blend of imagination and imaginary; a world where dreams come true; think Disney World but a milly times better; where the magic happens
That's something that exists only in my imaginationary!

My penis is 13 inches long in my imaginationary.
My imaginationary friend is cooler than urs.
Having trouble reaching your life goals? Just picture them in your imaginationary.
by garcepotato April 7, 2021
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