Person of Importance

A key person whose actions and opinions influence the events around them.

Ever since Megan's got the job, she's become a Person of Importance.

by the_surveiller May 16, 2013

Important things

Legal required documents

Here is a list of important things.

by Krazy Kat Woman February 1, 2017

Immortan Joe

A sex act in which a man ejaculates over his partner's overly exposed toothy smile while exclaiming, "Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!" The partner then enthusiastically declares, "Witness me!"

My girlfriend really helped me out in class today so I gave her an immortan Joe as a thank you.

by Immortan Joe September 21, 2016

iomportant

No one can say for sure, but it seems to be the furry version of important

"It is iomportant to me"

by Jazzy =[[ November 27, 2003

self-importland

General slight aimed at the masses that flock to PDX for all of it's friendlies..green-friendly, animal-friendly, vegan-friendly, queer-friendly, artist-friendly, CLOWN-friendly (yes, Portland is clown-friendly) etc.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.

Ugh, that hipster just called our monogamous relationship "patriarchal"! That's so self-importland!

by E. Henpecked December 10, 2009

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009

importunate

Troublesomely urgent or persistent in requesting; pressingly entreating

Jokes form a kind of currency, such that a wise-crack from the most importunate beggar may bring instant reward.

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005