Sexual Immunity

Exemption from anything said or done during or shortly after sexual intercourse.

Women: Oh yea, yea, yea put it in my ass! Yea! I Love you!

THE NEXT MORNING
Man: You know last night you told me you loved me and let me fuck your ass!
Women: I plead sexual immunity!

by April0606 May 24, 2010

pimplomatic immunity

A concept that frees teenagers from accountability for wrongdoings because they lack the wisdom or experience to know better.

Our son just got his driver's license and promptly caused an accident in a roundabout. I'd punish him, but I guess he has pimplomatic immunity.

by navindpaul January 13, 2010

Imminence

It or they will happen.

The word imminence is related to any subject in a possible future of events to come. These events can be spontanious or over time but they will become, and therefore become Imminence. It is closely related to the word imminent which explains the actual event where Imminence explains the event entirely as a whole. Non-Indigenous become Imminence as they will happen but the time frame is not specified.

by The Tenth Doctor March 9, 2009

Joke Immunity

When one can make fun of all friends and relentlessly humiliate and mock them, yet receive no humiliation in return.

We were defending the front lines of Jokism and when they tried to return fire they didn't see our invisibilty cloak of joke immunity.

by Joke Lord December 22, 2010

Birthday Immunity

For the full 24 hours of your birthday, you don't have to do any chores around the house or homework. You can also say and do whatever you want without getting into any trouble, as stated by the definition above.

Since today is my birthday, I'm not doing any of my homework and my family has to do my chores for me because I have Birthday Immunity.

by leftrightaround April 10, 2013

Democrat immunity

A principle by which testimony of select individuals will be considered truthful, as long as it aligns with the Party agenda and the purveyor or such information will held harmless and unidentified if possible.

The witness enjoyed Democrat immunity.

by Grumpyoltrucker January 18, 2022

Imminent Death Syndrome

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.

Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!

by Kiko December 19, 2003