Imagination 

a child's way of lying to themselves about the real world

Joey: Hey let's use our imagination powers to lie to ourselves
Kevin: Sure sounds like fun

Imagination by Gotapoint October 16, 2020

ILS (imaginary "lats" syndrome)

when someone who is obviosly NOT a body builder is walking with their arms way out beside them and their chest jammed out.

Whats with dickhead?
Oh, he thinks he's tough.
Looks like someones got ILS (Imaginary Lats Syndrom.)

ILS (imaginary "lats" syndrome) by noster April 30, 2004

Imagine dragons 

a pick up line of universal power

guy to girl "hey do u like imagine dragons?"
girl "yeah i do actually!"
guy "imagine draggin' deez balls on ur face tonight"

Imagine dragons by a VERY fucking educated person February 18, 2019

Imagine That 

Sarcastic remark used when someone says something pointless or irrelevant. Can also be used if someone points out something obvious.

A: Omigod! My relationship with my boyfriend who's a drug dealing, crack sniffing, abusive scumbag is over!!

B: Imagine that.

Imagine That by Diane December 7, 2004

imagine dragons 

a crazy cult that sacrifices humans

person 1: have you heard of imagine dragons?
person 2: the cult or the band?
person 1: the cult

imagine dragons by Flickster8979 March 24, 2022

fosters home for imaginary friends 

Quite possibly the last remaining kids show on earth that does not suck ass.

"Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is pure owneage."

"Hot toe picker."

fosters home for imaginary friends by ohsaline August 12, 2006

State of Imaginary Emergency 

A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.

Hey, no government shut-down 2.0!

Look out for the infantile State of Imaginary Emergency...

State of Imaginary Emergency by YAWA February 15, 2019