Illumination 

A spell that creates an orb of golden light, useful for seeing in dark areas, but usually for humans as spirits have perfect night vision.

"Can you cast an Illumination?"
"Only if you want us to be spotted."

Illumination by Kwing October 29, 2009

Illuminati 

Means "Enlightened" in Latin not "Eliminate" idiots. The Illuminati is apparently some bs conspiracy theory many believe because apparently anything with a triangle is a conspiracy. The Illuminati are apparently this ultra tight cult that has influenced foreign policy and will one day bring New World Order and make a one world Totalitarian regime and put subliminal messages all over the media we use and apparently somewhere Free Masons fit in all of this. This is stupid because if you were a cult trying to take over the world would you hide subliminal messages all over the internet and in other medias? No you wouldn't especially if people recognized it. There's no way that a one world government could even be likely to happen anytime soon. The Illuminati was actually a group of scholars and scientists the Catholic church around the 15th century employed but when this groups experiments and philosophical principles went against the church at the time the Catholic church marked them as a satanist cult and the Illuminati went into exile.

"It's a Pyramid dude! Illuminati!"
"No dude it's a triangle you retard, it's very common and a really good structure for buildings"

Illuminati by Mrawesomesauce101 June 10, 2013

Illuminati 

A supposed secret organisation that coincidentally everyone knows about. When ignorant people refuse to believe common sense, conspiracies such as 9/11 and the JFK assassination are formed. The illuminati are (allegedly) controlling everything in the world and are responsible for the death of anyone famous such as Biggie, Bob Marley, Michael Jackon and the list goes on for eternity.

It's based upon a real organisation from 18th century europe. The rumours started around about the same time as the internet grew popular (late 90's) and may be the earliest evidence of trolling.

People who believe in these stories are very arrogant and refuse to listen to reasoning and evidence and hypocritically accuse anyone who doesn't agree with them of ignorance.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear the government made 9/11 happen with bombs and shit!?!?!

Person 2: Yeah and Jay-z killed Tupac!

Person 3: I heard they killed Amy Winehouse so people would forget about the norway bombings.

Person 4 (who uses common sense): You shouldn't believe everything you read off the internet, the illuminati isn't even real.

Persons 1-3: Stop being so ignorant!!!!!!

Illuminati by The realest gamer November 2, 2011

Illuminati 

The Illuminati is an ancient secret society that seeks to bring about a New World Order based on the principle that everyone has it within them to literally become God; and thus raise humanity to a level unparalleled in the history of mankind.

"We are the Illuminati. We are the messengers of the True God. Our sacred mission is to bring humanity into full union with the True God so that there is no longer any distinction between the human race and the divine essence. We are able to show how this can be achieved using Einstein's theories of special and general relativity, and quantum mechanics. It's time for humanity to open its eyes and see the divine light for the first time. Our religion is called Illumination. We have emerged from the shadows to cast the light of Abraxas, the True God, on this benighted world; to bring Illumination - enlightenment - to everyone.

Illuminati by armageddonconspiracy.co.uk March 17, 2011

Illuminati 

People claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something

A sect of 16th-century Spanish heretics who claimed special religious enlightenment

A Bavarian secret society founded in 1776, organized like the Freemasons

That is the real definition of Illuminati nothing about the damn devil and what not. So who ever thinks it's about the devil can hop off. I don't have any examples but nothing about the devil and a group controlling the world and government. #HOP

Illuminati by The truth deliverer April 14, 2012

Illuminati 

They control everything.

If you don't have a girlfriend, don't have a real job, spend at least 90% of your waking life in front of a monitor at least one hundred times your dick length, and run a blog.

Man 1: "My cat died."
Man 2: "IT'S THE ILLUMINATI AT WORK!!!!!!"

Man 1: "The first black President in history has just entered the White House."
Man 2: ""HE'S NOT BLACK! THAT'S WHAT THE ILLUMINATI _WANT_ YOU TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!"

Illuminati by saycheeze August 19, 2009

Illuminatical 

Used to describe behaviour that is to be attributed to member(s) of the Illuminati.

OR
Used to describe anything relating to the Illuminati.

"I shall report any Illuminatical behavior."

"WOW! That triangle is SO illuminatical!"

Illuminatical by illuminatedbaby October 13, 2016