ironton

what's left behind in your neighbor's lawn after you walk your dog.

ironton is a crappy piece of crap. smells like crap.

by will1735 August 14, 2008

IFNT

I fucking need that.

A slang used to denote that you need something (sorta badly and immediately) that you just laid your eyes upon.

Boi's hoodie *exists*
Bae : IFNT

Electron *exists*
Fluorine : IFNT

My fat ass looking at a slim body...
me to meself - IFNT

by Nkaacnhdiakreit January 30, 2019

Ifonlyism

The persistent belief that "if only __________" , then situations would be corrected -- as if by magic; an oversimplification of solutions to near any idea.

"If only we didn't have government, people would be trusting of one another.."
"If only I had more money, I would be happy..."
"If only everyone believed in my religion, the world would be peaceful."
"If only everyone practiced ifonlyism, the world would be perfect."

by Eyesandears July 3, 2019

idontgiveafuckist

A person who just does not give a fuck about anything.

T: "How can you not care about this"?
D:"Because I'm an idontgiveafuckist. "

by Saltyytats 🔪 September 15, 2019

ifnotthecant

A word truly made for the urban dictionary, used as another way to say no In a stupid way. Can also be used in a way that confuses people

Friend: wanna hangout?
You:IFNOTTHECANT.
Friend: ok.

by Kycea February 15, 2020

idontknowdor

A smell that can be both appetizing or repulsive depending on what one believes to be the source.

Came home last night and the house was full of an idontknowdor. Wasn't sure if my mom was cooking brussels sprouts or if dad had farted.

by Khosrov Mamigonian June 25, 2020

Ifonvnp

In stands for irrational fear of not very nice people. I made this word up myself because why not, it's a fucking word get over it dumbass

Hey people I have an Ifonvnp

by Personwhomakesupwords August 13, 2020