Makoto Itou

Probably one of the most hated anime characters ever created. This character is featured in the anime based off of the visual novel "School Days." In the last episode of the anime, Sekai, a girl who Makoto cheats on by having sex with every girl in his grade, kills him. My friends and I agreed that Makoto deserved to die, and his death was probably one of the funniest moments in the entire anime.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you see what happened in the last episode of School Days?
Person 2: Yeah! Makoto Itou deserved to die! I'm so glad Sekai killed him!

by ApocalypseNOTnow July 6, 2010

S to the i to the m to the p

means SIMP; from Phineas and Ferb, it would mean Squirrels In My Pants (a meme that felix will never understand because he's a simp)

Candace: AHHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!!!
Phineas and Ferb at the same time: S to the I to the M to the P

by ChiefBokMalo May 1, 2020

ITOFTS

Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."

John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!

by Brett Stanaker April 21, 2008

iTourist

An iTourist is any person who gains fulfilment by visiting Apple stores with the sole purpose of viewing Apple's latest godly creation. Often seen as a person who can't actually afford to purchase the heavenly gadgets on display but will spend most of the day drooling over them. Also known as an iPilgrim or an iWorshipper.

Breaking News: Apple have released their latest iPhone 9G following last weeks release of their now out-of-date iPhone 8G...

iTourist: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. I'd better take a picnic so I don't get hungry!

by hairymole February 1, 2010

Itosh

Your name is Hitoshi Shinso and you're doing the "Take the first and last letter out of your name" trend

Hi I'm Hitoshi but you could just call me Itosh or something

by Skye Myers May 17, 2021

Itongaloid

Derogatory term for people of both Italian and Mongolian decent.

Those flat eyelids and greasy hair. That guy must be an authentic itongaloid.

by Illuminati_Haxz February 28, 2021

itouch

What people who can't read words completely call an iPod Touch.

iTouch has been a Logitech keyboard series for about 10 years.

-My keyboard is an iTouch.
-You use an iPod as a keyboard, how did you do this?
-No, moron... I bought it 10 years ago, iEverything didn't even exist!

by Meeeeeeeeeeee12345 November 22, 2007