dickless incompetent

Someone who so ridiculously stupid, he has no clue how to use his dick during sex.

"Man, he's so dickless incompetent, he thinks a quarterback is a refund"

by dompat12 December 24, 2009

unconsciously incompetent

When you are dumb and don’t even know you are dumb.

That new kid is unconsciously incompetent to racing cars. It’s his first time driving and he thinks he’s Lewis Hamilton.

by duckbutt23 September 5, 2021

Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.

That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022

Rom The Incompetent Landmass

The true name for Rom the Vacuous Spider

Holy shit I finally killed Rom The Incompetent Landmass

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 27, 2022

IMatically incompetent

Lacking in instant messaging skills

Sarah, who accidentally types in the wrong window when instant messaging multiple people, is IMatically incompetent.

by Sonia O December 28, 2006

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021

Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.

Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."

Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2022