premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008

Intoxication Scale

A means of indicating how intoxicated you are to others.

Scale definitions:
0% - Stone cold sober
30-80% - "Head clear" zone. The point where you have a buzz but are not fully intoxicated.
50% - You are too drunk to drive (legally)
100% - Fully (and comfortably) intoxicated
150% - "No longer fun" drunk (ie. slurring, stumbling and making an ass out of yourself)
200% - So drunk that you will puke at some point (could be the next day)
300% - So drunk you pass out
400% - Death is near

Person 1: "How drunk are you on the intoxication scale?"
Person 2: "I'm a solid 70%, you?"
Person 1: "I'm already at 100%"
Person 2: "Nice. I need to drink faster to catch up."

by Vic320 February 4, 2010

Sleep Deprivation Intoxication

Also known as SDI.

This describes the feelings and actions of someone in the period of consciousness right before going to sleep. Frequently the result of fighting sleep. The actions often resemble those of someone under the influence of alcohol.

Oh. She wasn't drinking. She just hit sleep deprivation intoxication. It was way past her bedtime.

by bloomsummer10 July 9, 2011

Intoxifaded

To be drunk and high at the same time.

Salem- "Jason are you drunk bro?"
Jason- "FUCK YEA DUDE, im intoxicated..."
Salem- "well wanna smoke a blunt?, then you can be intoxifaded!"
Salem & Jason- "hahahahaha"

by Salem G December 21, 2008

intexticated

A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.

John was so intexticated that he didn't see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.

by Industries February 15, 2008

Intoximicated

That point in the evening when your alchohol consumption has reached the level where you are ambitiously telling a story, but can't seem to get the words exactly right. This is a happy state of drunkeness, not to be confused with the ugly states of shitfaced or blackout.

I was so intoximicated I told him about this great "trap I took to the Crammed Cannedyon.

by Rawbg October 23, 2002

Intexticated

Describes the act of someone losing their social behavior due to being entranced by a mobile device.

With the rise of smart phones, it seems that everyone - whether they're walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, or even hanging with friends - has become intexticated with their mobile device… they don't even notice what's around them anymore.

by Dolfi August 28, 2014