Inking

When ANY force such as sneezing, coughing, tickling, startlement etc, causes a female to squirt out blood while on their period.

"I laughed so hard I am inking."
"Awe you guys made me ink!"

by DjLoverBox November 8, 2018

7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

by Elegance January 31, 2010

Inking

Inking the toilet bowl, or simply inking. Referencing the act of explosively squirting a viscous black fluid out of the sphincter into the fresh, clear toiler water; consequently, causing an instantaneous cloud of murky, impenetrable fecal matter; similarly to that of the ocean-dwelling octopi defense mechanism.

Through extensive, continuous World of Warcraft stimulation, I subconsciously consumed 3 large bagfuls of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Eight hours into a critical grinding session against the Wrath King's loyal minions, my stomach began to violently erupt. A few quick steps from the computer station, and into the bathroom, I helplessly hovered over the toilet. After a series of strenuous forcing, I felt an incredible relief of pressure as my asshole exploded into a "Flaming Hot" blaze; consequently, inking the toilet bowl.

by Drederick Tatum November 17, 2011

"18 Innings" Rule

In baseball circles, a term used to send a short texting. The rule signifies the unwillingness of a spectator/diehard fan to depart from a ballgame before its completion, irrespective of how many innings it may take to do so beyond the standard nine innings of the sport.

Origin of the term is not known, nor the reason for the selection of the number 18, except to simply note the length of two regular games. Potentially, extra innings can extend indefinitely past 18, but it's rare.

A text message by Friend #1 using "18 Innings" Rule:
"Game tonight? 18inn in effect."

Friend #2:
"Can't risk it. Long drive ahead early tomorrow morning... family vacation... but thanks anyway!"

Friend #3:
"I'm game. But will drive separately, just in case."

by Kayrocker October 4, 2009

intangibility

Not defined as a tangible metric because the idea, opinion or judgment lacks quantification.

The subjective factors in qualitative analysis are often obscured when dismissed for intangibility reasons.

by Risk Manager June 10, 2017

Intiger

A strictly indoor cat who believes he is in fact a tiger. ( Pronounced In Tie Grrr).

Be careful you don't let the intiger out, he will terrorize the neighborhood.

by paradoxcowgirl May 11, 2018

inning

To "in" an embarrassing gay or lesbian person; the opposite of outing someone. To try to hide that they are GLBT because they are so conservative, usually employed as shock jocks or twisted journos.

"Did you hear that Alan Jones was gay?"
"Shut your mouth! We're inning that loser!"

by Kentoonist September 30, 2012