infomaniac

not to be confused with a nymphomaniac, an infomaniac is a person who thrives and exists based on his knowledge of facts (usually useless ones), much like a nymphomaniac relies on sex.
the symptoms of infomaniacy are obvious: a person who gathers information about anything in a very broad spectrum and without focus and has the need to share said information with all his surroundings.

John: "Did you hear that today in the news there was this article about the new research of the migration patterns of the extinct arctic snail that lived 400,000 years ago on a diet of microscopic alge and plankton and..."

Mia: Interrupting "You are such an infomaniac...."

by Theodore Von Wiffelstocken April 13, 2010

Info Tithe

Dedicating one-tenth of one's time towards helping, sharing, informing, correcting, and generally growing the online marketing industry.

Carsten liked to regularly info tithe by keeping the affiliate marketing entry on Wikipedia up to date.

by Shawn Collins January 4, 2009

infatuation risk

A person who has a crush on you who you must avoid or ignore to prevent him or her from thinking your are interested.
Also, a situation where a person would find him or herself the center of unwanted sexual or amorous attention.

"Man, that ugly girl, Katrina, has been crushing on me for months. I'm trying to stay away from her because she's an infatuation risk."
"Don't bring your hot straight guy friends to a gaybar. That's an infatuation risk."

by dancinjansen March 8, 2008

Infatuation

Infatuation is a correct definition of love at first time. Its a short-lived love that doesn't last long.
Its also what we call 'crush' in this recent times.

Eddy's love for me was just a mere infatuation

by Stannaso May 5, 2015

Infocom

Classic computer game company, responsible
for the Planet Fall series, the Zork series, Trinity, and several other text-based adventure games (including the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Traditionally associated with older 5 1/4 inch floppy disks.

"Damn, where the hell are my infocom games?"

"Oh, shit dude, sorry I overwrote all 8 disks with a single word doc."

by @n7i 1337 March 15, 2004

infotaining

Entertaining someone for the ulterior motive of gaining information of some sort from them.

Mary is suspicious that her best friends husband is cheating so she invites him over alone with the hope of 'infotaining'.
Mary: Fancy some wine?
George: Yes please!
Mary: Here you go. I'll just go - are you having an affair?
George: What?
Mary: What?

by Jake White January 14, 2009

Infatuably

When only two people believe they are in love far beyond infatuation.

The teenagers felt (infatuably) connected but it lasted only a month.

by Phoophoo February 18, 2017