INFOT 

INFOT is the spoken slang or written shorthand for the phrase "In the fullness of times" which was popularized by the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith and also used by avant-garde poets and the like.

"INFOT" means enough time has passed or enough events have occurred in order to effect a future action.

"The current shortage of pussy among Mormon men is a temporary problem that will be solved INFOT or, specifically, when the gift of polygamy is reinstated."

"River people: There is not time in these few very days to edit and make discs and distribute and so on, but will INFOT, of course."

"Understand, it's going to be 2012. The Mayans weren't bullshittin. The Mayans said there was some shit out there then the Mayans disappeared. Muthafucka's said 12/21/12 is the end. I'll spose well find find out INFOT."

INFOT by A. Stockton October 11, 2012

Incotant 

An individual with expertise in a topic or field of study that shares his/her knowledge with people and organizations across multiple countries. Generally deals with business consulting and life coaching.
A portmanteau word, derived from 'International' 'Coach' and 'Consultant'.

Hello, I am an international coach and consultant, Incotant for short. I advise clients all over the world on how to properly setup their lives for success through life coaching and business consulting.

Incotant by J_Paul May 23, 2018

Infatuated 

The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.

"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"

"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."

Infatuated by Dramatixx86 October 18, 2013

infologist 

A person specializing in the interpretation of information

Would you like to become a factoid infologist?

infologist by timlight January 27, 2010

infatuated 

to become overly obsessed with someone or something.

Angela is so infatuated with me.

infatuated by kingsack November 13, 2019

Awkward Infatuation 

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.

Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

Awkward Infatuation by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Infatubation 

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.

I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!

Infatubation by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012