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i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake 

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

In the back of a car!

A phrase that turns something simple, into a sexual joke. Kind of like "that's what she said" but just better. It is the next best thing, and is one of the most flexible jokes.
Girl: Aww.... my fortune cookie says I'm gonna have bad luck!!!
Boy: In the back of a car!!!

In a fight.

Don't mess with me!!!!

IN THE BACK OF A CAR!!

guy 1: Let's get this started!
guy 2: that's what she said!
guy 3: In the back of a car!

Happy Meal in the backseat of a car 

An image of a happy meal in a backseat of a car. Some people see it as a picture of people flying into the air.
Person 1: Yo, look at this picture of a happy meal in the backseat of a car.
Person 2: What do you mean? It's just some scary image of people flying into the air. Do you have bad eyesight or something? Do you want me to take you to the eye doctor?

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr 

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real
bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

legendary words said by a sigma that enraged a fandom composed of 12 year old homophobic boys
sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo