Impresstard

To be impressed by something or someone's retarded situation or actions.

Brendon: "My friend drank so much after his girlfriend dumped him that he ended up in the hospital with a bruised liver"

Nicole: "Dude...that's impresstarded"

by n&batab September 25, 2010

improused

To be impressed to the point of arousal.

Victims of improusal typically include goal diggers and people that are attracted to other motivated individuals.

Person A: "Hi, did I mention that I'm a pilot?"
Person B: "Well consider me improused!"

by moosechop February 14, 2020

Impressive Title

A video game made by a Lion King enthusiast, KovuLKD. Simply rendered lions and keyboard controls, the game began as a gift for a fellow fursona-owner, a one-player fighting game. However, as he experimented with it further, he went on to make a multiplayer option. As internet came into the picture, TLKFAA (The Lion King Fanart Archive) members far and wide began to play. Servers would crash from the sheer amount of players. As demand grew, the game itself improved. People generally used the game for roleplay and chatting, though others used it for making presets and their own maps/worlds. Played mostly by furries of unusually young age or by adults, the fandom for the game grew to be so large that once the game ended, the fandom lived on. Many recreations and attempts to reawaken the game have occurred since then, in particular "Feral Hearts", also made by KovuLKD with the intent of a better multiplayer game.
Developments in this strange subculture included vampire lions, the fight over whether canines should be included, the great exclusion of players younger than 13, the addition of "items" and animals to hunt, the great issue of public presets, how to make invisible teeth, the double jump, huge prides of OCs, the addition of scene/emo hair to lions, the auto-updater, the addition of a million facial expressions, the option of lip-syncing, friend lists, teleportations, /me commands, and many others.

Furry: Hey man, have you heard of impressive title?
Non-Furry: No, what the heck has the name "impressive title"?
Furry: Only the best free role playing game for furries!
Non-Furry: That doesn't even sound half good.

by xxMikuxx November 2, 2013

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by Apollo25 September 4, 2020

funky fresh dress to impress

Supa Fly and dressed to bring in them haters.

Are you ready to hit tha club?
You lookin funky fresh dress to impress!

by yvette the o.g! November 11, 2006

Text Impression

A misunderstanding caused by the inability to infer inflection and tone from a text message. Sometimes caused by the sensitivity of the recipient and sometimes by the ambiguity of the sender.

Bob: Dude, I got in a huge fight with Jenny last night and it turned out it was totally my fault.

Bill: What happened bro?

Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.

Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...

by Gunslinger August 24, 2010

penis impression

When a man's penis shape is visible through his tight fitting pants or underwear. This is the male equivalent of the camel toe.

Dude, Michael Phelps had a serious penis impression during the Olympic trials yesterday. That new speedo really shows off his junk.

by plastikent January 26, 2010