Hiring a male sex worker and informing him to roleplay as whatever, such as your coworker, specifying to never break character, then hiring a female sex worker and telling her the exact same thing. Usually accompanied by a hidden camera and/or recorder.
Person 1 (halfway inside Person 2’s ass): “Alright, out of roleplay for a moment, you’re giving me, like, 50 bucks for this, right?”
Person 2: “No idea where you got the number 50 from, and you’re not the prostitute here.”
Person 1: “You literally hired me!”
Person 2: “…Fuck, Identityjob.”
Person 3 (watching from hidden camera): “Goddamn it, didn’t even orgasm…”
Person 2: “No idea where you got the number 50 from, and you’re not the prostitute here.”
Person 1: “You literally hired me!”
Person 2: “…Fuck, Identityjob.”
Person 3 (watching from hidden camera): “Goddamn it, didn’t even orgasm…”
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Colourful racing identity John Gatano today fronted the magistrate's court to answer police allegations about his role in a massive heroin smuggling ring.
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identical twin girls(most twins not all, this incudes guys too) are the most loving, spiritual, smart, hot, and caring people you will ever meet. Being a twin is awesome and very lucky because they are definetely a dream bestfriend. Not the typical back stabbing, hypocritical, and turns out to be mean bestfriend all the girls dream of never encountering. As a twin, you think the same and can say the same exact thing at the same exact time(AWESOME!) Also, for all those who talk shit and stereotype twins as bitches and bullies you really have not met twins before because whoever has met twins can tell you so and if you haven't met twins yet, its very cool.
by identical twin(i would know) May 26, 2011
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(socially-constructed to think of themselves as a separate individual from the rest of Life on Earth, and Reality),
questions their relation/position to other Humans, the rest of Life on Earth, and the Reality they perceive.
(socially-constructed to think of themselves as a separate individual from the rest of Life on Earth, and Reality),
questions their relation/position to other Humans, the rest of Life on Earth, and the Reality they perceive.
I used to think of myself as an individual, then had an identity crisis, and realised I am part of collectives... Many collectives... infinite collectives...!? Collectives across time...!?
Who am I!?
Here and Now, We are one... Hari Ohm.
Who am I!?
Here and Now, We are one... Hari Ohm.
by TheEternalNow April 17, 2021
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Me: Who's your favorite character in identity v? Friend: I don't have that game Me: GET IT OR I PULL OUT MY KNIFE
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