IBM

International Business Machines - make computers and shit like that.
Hey I Just Bought a New IBM Computer...
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Italian business man. Euphemism for member of the mafia
by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004
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International Buisness Machines. A company founded back in the 1800s that created the machines used by Nazi Germany during World War II to sort out all the european jews so they could be systematically executed.
My grandfather died in Auchewitz. Damn IBM bastards.
by Aunt_Jemima May 23, 2004
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An IBM is an International Bowel Movement is the act of farting as you cross over boards to another country. It can also include the act of "pitching a loaf" while crossing boarders in a plan.
1) "Alan's IBM lasted 5 seconds as we crossed into France."

2) "I almost took down the plane with that IBM."
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I Barf Most
by Anonymous February 05, 2003
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IBM! IBM! IBM! All day long!
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
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ibm has the highest failure rate in their harddrives, they are instant breakdown machines!
by nightwarrior687 June 15, 2004
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