I wish I had more hands...

An expression used to communicate disapproval of a specific instance, circumstance or thing(s) which was initially expected to rock but then ended in disappointment.
"...so I can give those (fill in the blank) four thumbs down."
by JT Arpent July 13, 2004
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The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too
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When you do it to em and you know you had to.
Mike Hunt: Yo bro why'd you have to vibe check Dixie Normus and Yuri Tarded?
Moe Leicester: You know I had to do it to em.
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Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.
by Marc December 29, 2003
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A phrase stated by famous actor starring in the show Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, preceding an insulting statement left by one man under TXGRIZZ on Twitter back in 2013. It says in full that Bryan Cranston’s appearance on the show Malcolm In The Middle would be more accurately defining if the show were to be entitled under the name “Mushy In The Middle”, a pun to Bryan displaying that Heisenberg, Bryan’s role in the show Breaking Bad, being the nickname or streetname to Walter Hartwell White, primary focus of the previous show, Breaking Bad, should lose some weight.

Immediately proceeding Bryan’s comment stating that he’d just had a good chuckle over that comment, he goes on to state in a very similar tone of his role – Heisenberg – formerly a member of the Los Pollos’ methamphetamine creator or “cooker”, playing a ruthless character whose main goal was to achieve money for his family and for managing to pay his medical bills for treatment of lung cancer in which he underwent remission and relapse prior to his death at the end of the show during it’s finalé in which Heisenberg died following a fatal gunshot wound to his upper abdomen – which he states that he is coming after the aforementioned person who called Bryan fat
Person 1: Malcolm In The Middle? More like Mushy In The Middle, lose some weight, Heisenberg!
Bryan: I had a good chuckle over that one.
Walter Hartwell White: I’m coming after you.
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I had yer grandma last night

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.
Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"
by jeNANANANANAA BATMAN! April 11, 2009
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"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
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