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I am fucking God bitch

I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!
by TheGayWho'sDeadInside October 18, 2018
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I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"
Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"
by Maxipedia May 29, 2023
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The day I became a God

Oh, what!? It's the Clannad guy who did that!? That guy is the best!
Hym "If I go and watch 'The day I became a God' and it's good there is going to be hell to pay! People are talking shit about the creator but YOU KNOW he's one of the greatest writer's of tragedy of all time right!? It had better be bad with all that shit you're talking about it.
by Hym Iam March 5, 2023
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I swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend
by Sherly:) October 9, 2018
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say i swear to god

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.
Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)
by TwanDiggity September 3, 2005
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Rihanna is my God coz I love the black people

Rihanna is my God coz I love the black people and that's why life is nice
by Beltazar November 10, 2017
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