1: A person who fails to practice what they preach
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.
by Pig Pen September 02, 2004
Me: Stop talking shit
Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE
Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE
by Calamity Bec May 17, 2008
Jackie is such as hypocrite. She says she hates bands with women in them, yet she likes Killing Heidi. That band has a woman in it. What a hypocrite.
by Karen Stickney July 16, 2006
Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"
by Sonya September 24, 2003
One who criticizes for doing something then turns around and does the very thing to which he was objecting.
Saying that people need to get the sand out of their vagina for being too strict about following the rules and then being a douche a minute later in order to prove a baseless point.
by Angry Mob April 25, 2005
"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"
by The Dark Lord Penisface December 31, 2005
a person who says one thing then does the opposite of that thing, or something other than that thing
a word often used when talking politics, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
EVERYONE is a hypocrite. hypocrisy is inevitable.
a word often used when talking politics, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
EVERYONE is a hypocrite. hypocrisy is inevitable.
by star234gurl June 26, 2006