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hyperspasm

an explosive emotional reaction to bad or unwanted news.

Losing one's ability to react calmly.

Losing one's rational thinking process and going berzerk.

Loss of all fundamental rationalization.

A situation that has lost all control.
Geez mom, don't go into a hyperspasm just because he's black and Jewish!

The teacher opened Johnny's box and a frog jumped up at her sending her into a royal hyperspasm.

When Mark heard that his wife voted for Obama he had a hyperspasm attack in the parking lot.

Our current economy is suffering an unprecedented hyperspasm.
by tainochief November 19, 2010
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Hypersalvation

Hypersalvation is a medical problem of the mouth produce to much saliva for the mouth to hold and dribbling. This can be stopped with steroids or surgery to get your saliva duct removed.
Me-i heard Amy was going to the hospital today
Friend- yes she’s getting new medication for her hypersalvation
by Weakgirl111 June 14, 2019
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Hyperstasis

When the Body is functioning at Dual Hemispheric activation with both sides of the brain and the subject it performs intuitive functions while simultaneously making massive calculations in the brain. The result is a synchronized action of the mind and body and spirit.
The skier tapped into hyperstasis while calculating his speed and snow condition correctly to effortlessly transition from landing a 50 foot cliff.

The sniper swiftly calculates the distance, wind speed, and caliber of the rifle to concisely align the target with the Exhale in a moment of Hyperstasis

Using Hyperstasis the day trader intuitively utilized volume price analysis to execute a successful five-minute bull flag.
by flying dogma September 20, 2022
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Hyperspastic

adj.
Hyper and spastic. It's really not that complicated.
Not only do you have excess energy--you release that energy in loud bursts. You probably laugh a lot too.
Johnny not only ate the rest of his halloween candy, he drank two cups of coffee. He was hyperspastic for the rest of the day.
by sopgahl28 November 22, 2010
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hyperblastic cunt

Just a special kind of asshole; that girl who leaves your ass on read.
Wow, Brooklyn just kicked a puppie; what a hyperblastic cunt.
by JOSEPH SETH ALLEN ZIMMER JR. January 31, 2018
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Mattel HyperScan

some dude: the Mattel HyperScan SUCKS.
by Im sega August 13, 2020
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hyperly tired

new mixture of two opposites,founded by my girlfriend.
when you are tired but just not tired enough to want to fall asleep,you are hyperly tired.
by Hunter November 2, 2004
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