Hyperspastic

adj.
Hyper and spastic. It's really not that complicated.
Not only do you have excess energy--you release that energy in loud bursts. You probably laugh a lot too.

Johnny not only ate the rest of his halloween candy, he drank two cups of coffee. He was hyperspastic for the rest of the day.

by sopgahl28 November 22, 2010

hyperblastic cunt

Just a special kind of asshole; that girl who leaves your ass on read.

Wow, Brooklyn just kicked a puppie; what a hyperblastic cunt.

by JOSEPH SETH ALLEN ZIMMER JR. January 31, 2018

Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.

Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope

by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012

Hyperblastic nut

A nut so powerful it blows the shaft of a penis off

Man that guys in the Er from hyperblastic nut

by Mike sloth god June 11, 2018

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024