Hyperspastic

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adj.
Hyper and spastic. It's really not that complicated.
Not only do you have excess energy--you release that energy in loud bursts. You probably laugh a lot too.

Johnny not only ate the rest of his halloween candy, he drank two cups of coffee. He was hyperspastic for the rest of the day.

Hyperspastic by sopgahl28 November 22, 2010

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hyperblastic cunt

Just a special kind of asshole; that girl who leaves your ass on read.

Wow, Brooklyn just kicked a puppie; what a hyperblastic cunt.

hyperblastic cunt by JOSEPH SETH ALLEN ZIMMER JR. January 31, 2018

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Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

Hyper Spastic Beatdown by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

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Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.

Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope

Hyper Spastic Rhino by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012

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Hyperblastic nut

A nut so powerful it blows the shaft of a penis off

Man that guys in the Er from hyperblastic nut

Hyperblastic nut by Mike sloth god June 11, 2018

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Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus by UnknownKage January 10, 2024

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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