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Hypochristian

A follower of the Nazarene incarnation of the Mosaic deity Yahweh, variously referred to as Jesus, Yeshua, Christ.

See also Yahwehpocrite.
Wow, you Hypochristians attend abortion rallies to defend fetuses but you think that it was ok for Yahweh to order the slaughter of Amalekite babies! I don't get it!
by GreatBigBore February 22, 2010
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Hypochristian

A Christian Who Talks about Love, Peace and Tolerance, then does the Complete Opposite.

This often Occurs when Discussing Homosexuals
"You Talk about Love, Peace and Tolerance but Really you're a Hypochristian"
by Atheist(topix) January 21, 2010
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Hypochristian

a false christian; a person who claims to be born-again the Bible way, but are sons of satan, who show this via their satanic hypocrisy and godlessness.
Billy Graham is a good example of a hypochristian; he won't evangelize the pope, because he is a very high level freemason!
by zzz November 18, 2003
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hypercrastinated

To procrastinate to the highest level possible. Often times making all partys involved hypertensive.
Amber Hypercrastinated all night then showed up at my house 3 hours late, making my hypertension kick in, not because of the lateness but because of her hyperstyle of hyperexagerating everything ever.
by Mo Chaos May 5, 2014
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Hypochristian

People who act holier than thou and are just real scumbags. They lie,cheat, steal, and adulterate then go to church on Sunday to make themselves feel better about fucking people over.
Did you know Chris our kids youth pastor had twins last week? Yes I do. I also know he has been fucking the new secretary at work in the break room. Seriously? What a hypochristian!
by Bmfsnatch March 30, 2015
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Hypochrist

A person claiming to be a devout and holy Christian who is quick to pontificate, judge and condemn others for being sinners, who is later caught doing the exact things they were quick to condemn others for.
Josh Duggar is a hypochrist}
by Redmenace Martin May 30, 2015
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Hypochristian

Hypocritical Christian; A Christianity based religious human that has no ability to practice what the Christian religion preaches.
An example of hypochristian behavior is when Biden took communion on Ash Wednesday, but supports and votes pro-abortion.
by Fiona Gala March 21, 2022
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