hydronical chronical blizzunt

a hydro chronic blunt.

Man when im off probation this shit of smokin the fattest hydronical chronical blizzunt !

by jermdog May 7, 2005

busted fire hydrant

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode

My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.

by Cackyblacky September 21, 2016

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

hiccup in Swedish

i have got hydronervokustiska diafragma vibrationer

by AhmetVonAhmut January 12, 2022

pussy hydrant

n.

A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.

Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.

Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.

Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021

Fire Hydrant

When two guys stand back to back while a girl gives both a handjob at the same time.

I gave two guys the fire hydrant last night. They spayed 3 feet!

by Dannyd February 15, 2013

Fire Hydrant

To unleash an incredibly large quantity of semen onto a crowd of innocent bystanders with no shame or regret of doing so.

Not to be confused with Broken Hose, Crying Snake, Saggy Water Balloon, or Sex Monsoon.

He got tired of waiting at the bus stop and decided to fire hydrant everyone around him.

by Niko Zorich December 28, 2009