Fire Hydrant

To unleash an incredibly large quantity of semen onto a crowd of innocent bystanders with no shame or regret of doing so.

Not to be confused with Broken Hose, Crying Snake, Saggy Water Balloon, or Sex Monsoon.

He got tired of waiting at the bus stop and decided to fire hydrant everyone around him.

by Niko Zorich December 28, 2009

Fire hydrant pussy

one's pussy who is "wet" like a fire hydrant, usually from a lady who is ready to fuck, and also the cum discharges like a hydrant.

"Wow u lookin' fine lady with that fire hydrant pussy"

by username420 November 20, 2020

Fire Hydrant

See gusher

A woman that squirts large volumes when having an orgasm

by da fireman February 17, 2003

hydrant

a person who attracts the (often unwanted) attention of dogs.

see fire hydrant.

"he's always flirting with girls he wouldn't date in a million years."

"yeah, he's a total hydrant"

by hammond swiss March 20, 2005

fire hydrant

circumsised penis with the shape of a fire hydrant. it may possibly have freckles but those are rare to find. jews, muslims, gingers, and fire croches as well as thje whole ginger family tree. firehydrants have many nicknames such as helmet head, xuavi, and wavi xavi. make sure to rag on your local firehydrants within your community. you do not want to engage in friendly relationships with this species of penisis (xavi)

arroyo- "look, you best hand over the call of duty remote!"
xavi"im a fire hydrant, have some respect"
arroy-"next time i hear respect an fire hydrant in same sentance, i smack you with wide,hungry, and ready to come out of burrow anteater"
adubi-"hop off xuavi,your not part of the eater society."

by puerto del mas rico May 26, 2010

frank hydrant

A cartoon character popularized in a short series in 1968. The main character FRANK HYDRANT is based on a popular fire hydrant used in the southern California. It had 4 hose capability at over 10k/gpm. A real workhorse, ask any fireman!!!.

FRANK HYDRANT ORIGINAL ART IS WORTH A FORTUNE!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

Alaskan Fire Hydrant

The act of setting the room on fire then having an orgasm and spinning around to put it out

Dude, I had an amazing night last night.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.

by jgold1224 December 19, 2011