A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.
by JerseyJohn October 25, 2007
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My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
by NZH Prez May 25, 2011
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A husband,common-law husband,boyfriend,or significant other, that is acting mean,crazy,unfair,or similiar to a wicked dictator.
My husband use to be so cool, now when I want to go out with my girlfriends for the night, he gets so jealous and crazy,he turns all osamabin-hubby on me.
by Carlye Samatas January 21, 2009
Get the osamabin-hubby mug.A safety husband is a close friend that you love and who you have agreed to marry and or hand a kid with once you’ve reached a certain age if you both remain single.
''Deal! I'm your safety husband''
''Deal! I'm your safety husband''
by trinity monae November 8, 2021
Get the Safety husband mug.Corpse Husband is a seductive voiced, faceless youtube content creator. He specialises in true horror narration but also dabbles in creepypasta. Corpse as of recent months has been better known for his involvement in various other youtube creators videos on the Among Us gameplay.
He is also referred to as:
- 'Deep Daddy' by Jason
- 'The man with the best voice' by Jack
- 'Spoken brown note'
- or generally Daddy by the simpier part of the fandom.
Corpse does not, and might never do a face reveal. So get over it now ... :)
He is also referred to as:
- 'Deep Daddy' by Jason
- 'The man with the best voice' by Jack
- 'Spoken brown note'
- or generally Daddy by the simpier part of the fandom.
Corpse does not, and might never do a face reveal. So get over it now ... :)
by .... this is how you remind me October 17, 2020
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Non-husky Owner: omG i looove huskys tehy are the BESTESTIEST dogs everrr
Siberian Husky "owner": He's a lil shit.
Siberian Husky "owner": He's a lil shit.
by Yogurt the Potato June 2, 2014
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"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"
by Haywood Jablome III September 29, 2006
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