humidititties

When a woman's/fat man's chest area produces a large amount of sweat.

It's so hot today, I've got a bad case of humidititties. Please pass a towel quickly.

by NeverDoubtTheWorm July 11, 2017

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.

"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".

by Mysteron August 4, 2003

humpdy dump

The act of a male or female taking a dump on their partners chest, then they go to an elevated place and fall backwards into the shit thus making it splatter all over the place.

Billy shit on debras chest, then he climbed onto his couch and gave her the humpdy dump

by Codach January 1, 2012

Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls when you're fucking your sister. May also be applied when fucking your hot female cousin, i.e. incest.

The relative humidity went up as soon as mom & dad left for the evening and I slid into my sister.

by Bushpig61 September 5, 2010

Relative Humidity

The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.

Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.

by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008

Skank nasty humid and hot

Term used to describe weather that is way too humid and hot for comfort, like Alabama in the middle of August.

John-"How's the weather in Alabama?"
Sharon-"It's skank nasty humid and hot."

by aumd87 September 26, 2008

humidititties

when the weather is causing swamp ass for the upper portion of your body. use in lieu of "boob sweat".

It's so hot out that I'm experiencing humidititties.

by beastiecakes July 30, 2017