Reject humanity and return to monke

If you say this it means you want to return to monke

I hate being a human, REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE *turns into monke*

by Monkze November 6, 2021

Flipped my humanity switch

To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.

Vampire Diaries reference.

I was so hurt by you, but now i've flipped my humanity switch and don't feel a thing anymore!

by VampireDiariesLover October 27, 2015

Oh the humanity

A phrase equivalent to "Oh my God!!!", but with more emotion.

Assosciated with the Hindenburg disaster, Herb Morrison, a reporter for WLS Radio in Chicago, who was covering the event live, cried out the now famous words, "Oh, the Humanity!" as he watched the airship burst into flames.

"It's burst into flames!
Get out of the way! please! Oh my, this is terrible... Oh, the humanity! ... and all the passengers!"

by Humphro April 4, 2005

Humanity

Something the internet doesn't have.

/b/, they don't know the meaning of Humanity

by TheBigFatPanda April 29, 2011

Oh, the humanity

1.) A cynical phrase used to trivialize a pitiful speech that can come off as too sentimental. Also used to condemn minor problems that are exaggerated by the speaker. Originated from Herbert Morrison's emotional radio broadcast of the Hindenburg crash.

"Oh, the humanity and all the passengers screaming around here. I told you, I can't even talk to people whose friends are on there {...} I-I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen." - Herbert Morrison, 1937 Hindenburg crash report

1.) A. "Sorry I couldn't come to school this past week...my dog died...*cries*"
"Your dog died? Who was 23 years old? Oh, the humanity!"

B. "My mom took away my phone for a week because I was texting in class. I am, like, so mad at her I swear I'm going to run away!"
"Oh, the humanity! Running away from home is the only justification for being punished because you disobeyed your school's code of conduct!"

by GrammarNazi97 August 29, 2012

humanity

a stupid species goin in a downhill spiral back where they came from.

For example: On a package of peanuts
Warning: May contain nuts. (no really)
On a frozen dessert, Warning on bottom.
Warning: Do NOT turn upside down. (well kinda late dont you think)
These are just a few examples but proof enough that humanity is doomed.

by InfernalKalamity April 19, 2006

Humanity

1. The condition or quality of being human.

2. A self-referential, conceited and delusional concept of benevolence despite 20,000 years of history as evidence to the contrary.

The people of Rwanda and Burundi demonstrate their humanity for each other.

by Snowcat October 16, 2003