hp

HP, or HP's...short for HOT PROSPECTS. Imminently bangable girls.

Did you see the way that HP was getting down to C+C Music Factory? I might get her a Zima.

by OnoSendai May 26, 2006

HP

A computer such as the "hp pavilion mx90"
OR it could mean hairy penis/pussy

Alex:Hey, dude do you have an HP?

Brandon: yes.

Alex: eww...........

by NOOBchowNOOB April 20, 2009

HP

Acronym for "Hinge Problem" or "Heat Problem".

"Just got me a HP laptop, the monitor snapped off after 3 seconds of usage and the CPU temperature exceeded that of a neutron star during startup. I should've gotten a ThinkPad instead."

by debianwaylanduser69420 October 28, 2023

HP

Hangover Poo, the nasty shits you have the morning after a big night out

Mate i had a nasty HP this morning!

by Fuddy March 28, 2007

HP

Abbreviation for Hit Parader, a hard rock music magazine.

I really love the articles in HP this month!

by MegaLiz November 16, 2007

HP

The abbreviation for "Human Playback", which is a setting in Finale that alters the way your music is played to make it sound like a real musician is playing it.

HP can add trills, mordents, turns, arpeggios, glissandos, tremolos, ottavas, and swinged tempo into your music along with improving expressions such as dynamics and tempo variations.

There are 16 different types of HP styles and each one interprets your music in their own way. They include Baroque, Classical, Romantic, 21st Century, Marching Band, Viennese Waltz, Light Waltz, Funk, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Reggea, Rock, Samba, and Custom.

Josh added HP to his jazz composition and he liked how the tempo was swinged.

by pianoman88 October 17, 2008

HP

Hispanic Panic: a situation that confronts emergency personel (ei. paramedics, firefighters...) when dealing with many hispanic patients. It includes a pronounced over-reation to any situation no matter how minor the problem.

That family reacted like someone died when that 18 year old stubbed his toe...total HP!!!

by Jewexican May 19, 2006