hogle sampson

the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

by armpitfart September 4, 2018

Hoggle stick

A dick so big and hard if it hits you in the face it leaves a fat red imprint

”Your hoggle stick left a mark on my cheek”

by €m[|]• April 2, 2019

howlettsgf

the best mutual you’ll ever have. all her opinions are correct.

hey! have you followed howlettsgf yet? s he s funny asf.

by ezragotbank July 21, 2021

hogglejocking

extreme tomfoolery, extraordinary hogglegogging

he caused a gas leak in a children’s hospital. what a horrible hogglejocking

by anofr August 15, 2023

Mr Howlett

The name for any teacher that sticks a clip on every lesson because he's too busy getting pissed to plan a proper lesson.

It originates from the phrase " HOW the fuck do they LET him get away with that"

He/she often has other lazy traits, they are often identifiable by 3 factors.
1) their obsessive use of video clips.
2) often have shit shoes as they have traded style for comfort.
3) they always have a berocca on Monday morning to help with their constant hangover.

"I've got Mr Howlett next"
"I thought you had Mrs Fitch"
"I do but all she does is show us clips"

by Farlingaye July 30, 2017

Hogleg

an impressive handgun, like a.357 Magnum

if that fool in the jacked-up blue F350 messes with me again I'm gonna hafta back him off with a peek at my hogleg.

by Clint Dudley January 6, 2008

Hogleg

A large pinch of smokeless tobacco. Usually used in context when throwing in a large pinch.

Charlie: Hey Joe, I'm in the mood for some dip. Can I borrow some?
Joe: Sure Charlie, but you better throw in a hogleg!

by Birkemeierbirk December 4, 2016