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hoeing calls

The act of silencing your cell phone and not answering the call/sending the call to voicemail after you have inspected who is calling.
Tracey has been hoeing calls from me all day.
by FU Cingular June 30, 2007
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Howling Tree Monkey

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Female
Table

The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
"I heard that Chris pulled the Howling Tree Monkey on Megan last night."
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Howling

The word 'Howling' is used to decribe pretty much anything that can be thought of as bad, obselete or inadequate.
"Look at his car, it's a Fiat Cinquento, that's howling"

"You wanna play pes on my Playstation 2?"
"Nah the graphics are howling"

"You see that bird at the bar, I might tap it..."
"Nah mate she's a howler"
by Howler UK October 20, 2008
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hoeing around

1. sleeping around
2. sucking dicks of multiple guys

3. not having respect for themselves and throwing themselves out there.
Jenny keeps hoeing around; she slept with 4 guys last weekend.
by ungrateful August 23, 2016
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hoeing around

not knowing what is ok and not to do with other guys while dating
Abby is hoeing around because she just doesn’t know what is ok and not to do with other guys while she’s dating.
by lilnip June 2, 2018
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hoeing

To Fry Someone, Make Fun Off, Cap on them
Why you always hoeing me?
by CBallin011 August 6, 2008
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Side hoeing

When a girl is with a guy even though she knows he is already with someone else. (The act of being someone's side hoe.)
Amanda was side hoeing with Jake, I saw them together yesterday!
by Flawless.Bitch November 15, 2015
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