ellen hopkins

the best writer in the world
she wrote amazing stories

duuuuuuude ellen hopkins is waaaaayyy bangable.
i totallllly read alll her books

by fooooshizzzzlenana March 20, 2009

play hookie

A day spent away from school and other responsibilities. When you skive off/

Well, we already missed the first period, so we might as well play hookie.

by ShittyLifeYo December 14, 2013

Pulling a Houdini

Leaving a party/gathering with out letting any one know

Were is your girlfriend ? Oh she is Pulling a Houdini and left like always

by Englapukinn December 14, 2009

hoakism

Hoakism is the way of serious game design. It involves discussions about vection and relative scale.
It also serves as a constant reminder not to be RUDE, HOSTILE or IMMATURE. For any hoakist it is also important to stress important words by writing with orange.
Having a large vocabulary can also be beneficial to the aspiring hoakist.
Above all else, it is important to remember the days when NS:CO had well above 300 servers and millions of fans.

quote "It's unfortunate that game design can't be discussed on these forums by some of the people that have in fact poured hundreds and even thousands of hours into the mod -- without being spammed, insulted, or broadsided with Troll Posts..." this is true hoakism

by Vectionade January 24, 2006

horkified

To mess up. Usually used in the context of digital information or technology.

This Windows server horkified my PDF file.

by formzero July 13, 2009

Blumpkin Houdini

A highly coveted title in the Blumpkin Enthusiasts Worldwide Brotherhood Syndicate (BEWBS). It is only awarded to those who achieve supreme excellence in both giving and receiving Blumpkins. Those that pass the grueling trials and years of daily practice can proudly call them selves Blumpkin Houdini's.

Man: Somebody help!!!! I'm about to take a shit and there's no one to suck my dick!!!!!
Chris: It's your lucky day sir, I am a certified Blumpkin Houdini, follow me right this way.

by JesusSaurus420 July 11, 2018

Hoskinated

The act of failing a class in with a teacher completely overloads everyone with work. When a Teacher is an elitest and gives more work to those failing and less to those passing. And the teacher must be outrageously corny and love puns.

Dude I got hoskinated last semester in AP Euro!

by Hosking Survivor December 12, 2007