1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.
by Joe Malone April 24, 2008
Get the hot pocketmug. Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.
by 7h0rn3 January 7, 2009
Get the Hot Pocketmug. /'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin unkown) 1: a pop tart filled with molten hot death 2: best known cure for constipation and/or tapeworms
Sam: eerghh im goanna die!
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
by x b4ng June 14, 2006
Get the Hot Pocketmug. A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.
by AntsInTheKoolAid July 6, 2005
Get the hot pocketmug. When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
by PTSpice July 22, 2009
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by shmaxshmax June 1, 2011
Get the Hot Pocketmug. A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!
by xxBlack_Catxx June 23, 2008
Get the Hot Pocketmug.