Rainbow Hotpocket

When 2 lesbian or bisexuals buy some skittles, and then pour the skittles into each others vagina and eats them out, resulting in extreme pleasure and amazing taste that lasts days.

Guy1: dude me and my gf were talking about awesome uses for food.
Guy2: Really? Name your favorite.
Guy1: Well I heard about this one girl who poured skittles into her pussy and had some hot chick eat them out. I call it "the rainbow hotpocket"
Guy2: THATS FUCKING AWESOME DUDE!!!

by African Tacoman December 28, 2010

New Hampshire hotpocket

Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral

SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...

by The Savage Baboon January 19, 2009

Alabama Hotpocket

The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.

Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.

by rod-man April 12, 2007

alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.

dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

Hotpocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"

by PTSpice July 6, 2009

compton hotpocket

Shitting in a girls/guys ass and using it as lube.

I gave Bovice the compton hotpocket last night.

by Megly Dandersen March 2, 2008

hotpockets

A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."

"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"

by Bobby Robert August 6, 2006