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Hot chocolate creampie

When a black woman squeezes out cum from her anus.
Did you see Black Gangbangers 5? There is a hot chocolate creampie that gets me hard just thinking about it
by fangbangervampirefan April 4, 2009
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Hot Chocolate

When a person chews a Hershey's Kiss without swallowing; the other then kisses deeply, licking the chocolate off the tongue
Herbert: Hey Pixie, I want some chocolate...
Pixie: What kind of chocolate do you want?
Herbert: HOT Chocolate!
by ThePrinceof336 March 29, 2011
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mexican hot chocolate

This move takes three people.

One of the people will lay under a man and woman having anal sex with their mouth open under the sexual organs. The woman will preferably have diarrhea. As the man gets close to ejaculating, the woman should begin to defecate. It's very important for the man to wait to ejaculate until he feels the warmth of runny feces. At this point, the mixture of cum and feces should dribble into the third parties mouth, creating a delicious treat known simply as Mexican hot chocolate.
She said she wanted a delicious treat, so my girlfriend and I took her back to our place and made her a nice warm Mexican hot chocolate.
by KbMOFO February 12, 2008
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Hot chocolate

An act in which a person cups their hand and farts into it and brings the nice warm cup of hot chocolate to the face of an unsuspecting victim, forcing them to inhale.

Can also be used to mean the actual cupped hand containing noxious gas.

The act is extremely hard to perform to a person who has had a taste of hot chocolate before.

The act may also give satisfaction to the performer when succeeding.

It has been reported un pleasant to recieve a cup of hot chocolate.
Mark is sitting at the dining room table enjoying a pizza when Dave calls out from the kitchen, asking if he wants a nice cup of warm hot chocolate.

Dave: Hey Mark! You want a cup of hot chocolate for dessert?
Mark: Sure why not!

Dave cups his hand and makes a silent fart, creeps up behind Mark and brings the cupped hand to his mouth. Forcing mark to Inhale through his nose.

After a few milli seconds of confusion.

Mark: Dave you prick!
by Dumpfrey August 13, 2010
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Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?
by The cat from... October 1, 2010
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Hot chocolate left

Left of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a person having hot chocolate in the lodge.
Ted: Check out that babe!
Bill: Where!?
Ted: Hot chocolate left of the halfpipe.
Bill: Dude, that's your step-mom!
by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006
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Hot chocolate arguement

An argument that is silly and can't be resolved. Usually about symantics.

The genesis is an argument over whether hot chocolate is still hot chocolate if it's cold.
by Jake November 15, 2004
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