Hot Carl

Take a shit in a sock and start betting someone with it.

I hot carled stan in the other room with that sock!

by Stanly July 30, 2008

hot carl

When you take a shit in a sock and beat the living daylights out of someone.

You ready for a hot carl!

by Stanly July 21, 2008

Hot Carl

All Of You Are Wrong... a Hot Carl is performed by pressing one's unwiped anus onto a doorknob, so that the next person to use the door gets a slippery handful of shit. Named after a bitter, unpopular delivery driver. It has also been referred to as a Greasy Pablo,Greasy Pepe' and a Steamy Dave.

Jeff went to open the front door at work and realized he'd been given a Hot Carl

by Jonny Five May 18, 2006

Hot Carl

When anal sex occurs and the receiver Inturn performs oral sex directly after anal.

I need to brush my teeth after I gave a Hot Carl last night. My mouth tastes like actual shit

by Cookie Leroux February 13, 2017

Hot Carl

When you get fucked by Sling Blade.

I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!

by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

hot carl

Receiving oral sex while defacating.

Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.

by Shweetbox May 16, 2005

Hot Carl

The act of shitting off the side of a tugboat while underway.

The Captan pulled a hot Carl today because he was so fucked up on spice he couldn't walk down the steps to the bathroom.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016